Having just finished watching a CBS sitcom on Christmas Eve about the hilarity of vaginal prolapse following childbirth*, I pause for a moment to ask myself the question, “Is nothing sacred anymore?” And the answer quickly avails itself: Yes! These days, NOTHING is sacred! We worship NOTHING, and we evidently like nihilism so much […]Read more "“You’re An Ignorant Idiot, and So Is the Idol You Drool On”"
11 of the Republican Presidential candidates 1 of the Democratic Presidential candidates Half of the 50 State Governors 525 Members of Congress Rush Limbaugh Rush Limbaugh Rush Limbaugh My next door neighbor’s noisy car The pigeons outside my carport The guy who feeds the pigeons outside my carport The cat that uses my flowerbeds as […]Read more "Obituaries I’d Pay Money To See"
Following the recent shootings in Paris and San Bernardino, lots of people evidently got worried about more terrorism possibly taking place, because gun sales across the country soared. I know, because when I went to get one, I was shocked to find out that all the stores have sold out! Yes, that’s right folks… all […]Read more "“A gun! A gun! My Kingdom for a Gun!”"
“Enslaved At Last, Enslaved At Last… Great Satan Almighty, We Are Enslaved At Last!” In my sleep, I had a nightmare last night. And King Donald the 1st came to me, and said: “We have to build a wall, a high wall, a strong high wall, to keep us all safe. We have to do […]Read more "“I Have A Nightmare.” Volume I, Chapter 1:"