Obituaries I’d Pay Money To See

 

11 of the Republican Presidential candidates

1 of the Democratic Presidential candidates

Half of the 50 State Governors

525 Members of Congress

Rush Limbaugh

Rush Limbaugh

Rush Limbaugh

My next door neighbor’s noisy car

The pigeons outside my carport

The guy who feeds the pigeons outside my carport

The cat that uses my flowerbeds as a litter box

The lady who feeds the cat that poops in my flowerbeds

Rush Limbaugh

Rush Limbaugh

Rush Limbaugh

The guy from Canada who keeps calling me on the phone to try and sell me Viagra

The guy from India who keeps calling me on the phone to tell me my computer isn’t working right

All dictators everywhere

Louisiana

The IRS

Fiat

Godzilla

Self-driving cars

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